Princess Fucking Scum

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PS3 ID: CalystegiaSepium
FFXIV Name: Calystegia Sepium
Steam ID: seitekifu

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via pasteldollie)

— 5 hours ago with 74833 notes
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool, via viodwyvern)

— 5 hours ago with 241678 notes
iwenttofilmschooldamnit:

"Who can prevent forest fires? You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you."

iwenttofilmschooldamnit:

"Who can prevent forest fires? You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you."

(via octogetintherobot)

— 5 hours ago with 11 notes

I dreamt that they announced like 5 more playable Pokemon for super smash and then said fuck it and put all of the Pokemon in and turned it into a Pokemon only super smash

— 7 hours ago with 2 notes

thesuperspacedandy:

probably one of the funniest moments in Game Grumps history

(via bipitybopcosbytop)

— 17 hours ago with 7934 notes

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

(via bipitybopcosbytop)

— 17 hours ago with 101075 notes
haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

(via d0gbl0g)

— 20 hours ago with 13900 notes

slimmeroo:

smoteymote:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

Nimbus literally waits at the front door for me. He doesn’t do it for anyone else in the family but me and it’s the cutest thing even though I nearly trip over him every time because I have too much shit and he just wants to crawl into my arms and give me kitty kisses.

oh my gosh

(Source: stevenstelfox, via tyrannosaurus-regina)

— 23 hours ago with 91329 notes