Princess Fucking Scum

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aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(via littlemissplushrump)

— 6 hours ago with 304550 notes

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
— 9 hours ago with 122482 notes

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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— 10 hours ago with 214793 notes
hammerito:

discountliquor:

And here we see a cat actually experiencing its nightmare.

Oh balls

hammerito:

discountliquor:

And here we see a cat actually experiencing its nightmare.

Oh balls

(Source: togifs, via byeynyn)

— 10 hours ago with 2555 notes
sneakyfeets:

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

Table comes flipping in

sneakyfeets:

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

Table comes flipping in

(via hitoshura0)

— 10 hours ago with 38410 notes
vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

(via bauerpower)

— 11 hours ago with 117596 notes
genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Gender
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genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Gender

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— 21 hours ago with 5693 notes

bussykiller:

my mom own’s a pet grooming salon and she’s always testing out products on our dogs and she used [safe] hair dye on my retriever!!??

(via nickyplayspiccolo)

— 23 hours ago with 98 notes

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via viodwyvern)

— 1 day ago with 100192 notes

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

(Source: scottsmmers, via sugarm3pills)

— 1 day ago with 18691 notes
pau1y:

i think about this a lot

pau1y:

i think about this a lot

(Source: shitpeoplesayintf2, via bauerpower)

— 1 day ago with 49851 notes